Simply A Masterpiece

Don't listen to the negative reviews

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

A bubblegum sci-fi comedy which has an anarchic feel. There is a wisp of Star Wars: A New Hope in the ether of the film and a healthy dose of wink-to-audience wit. Chris Pratt brings great charisma to the role and there is a good turn from David Bautista as the big brut who fails to understand metaphors. It's the absurdity that keeps it moving along - for a long film that is to the credit of the writers and director.

I'm really into Space movies and this itched my craving for it. Although it isn't the most accurate when it comes to science, It still is very nice.

This movie is a crock of garbage. It's confusing, boring and flat out stupid. I was confused through nearly every point in the entire film except for a miniature few. I'm not some jealous guy venting just because he's mad at people who can make good movies, this movie is actually bad. Some of the humor was okay, but the storyline just flat out confused me! This movie had me lost half-way through, and near the ending, I was trying to think in my brain what exactly I just watched. Some guy named Star Lord who lost his mother and there's some blue guy who had something to do with him and hours later he turns out to be one of the most important characters?! WHAT?!!!! This movie made no sense to me whatsoever. Thumbs down.The only redeemable quality about this movie, hence the reason I gave it 2 stars, is that the characters are well fleshed out. I like the characters. I like their personalities and quirks, and how they appear. They're well made characters! What else can I say? But the problem is that the storyline didn't do it for me. And for me, the most important part is a well thought out storyline that even though some things might not make total sense, the movie as a whole can get you to follow along with at least what the main thing going on is. But with me, I had no sense of lots of important parts in the plot. Some of the effects and characters are cool, but what's the point of a good character if it's not in a good story?For me, I suggest seeing Avengers: Infinity War. That's a good movie. And with Infinity War, as dark and depressing it was, at least Marvel finally made use of the Guardians characters. Like I said, I loved the characters in Guardians, but I hated the story. With Infinity War, I could watch it and understand for the most part what was going on, and the characters seemed so much more likable and understandable and just good and characters that worked very well with the plot! Infinity War uses the characters as they should've been used in Guardians of the Galaxy. That is all.

I honestly don't get what was with all the hype about this film. While I think it wasn't terrible, it really wasn't really that enjoyable for me. It was really awkward watching it as everyone was laughing away while I just sat in my seat thinking: "what's so funny about it?". It wasn't funny at all for me, it was cringey and I didn't even laugh a single bit. I regret watching it in the cinemas.