You Don't Mess with the Zohan

June. 06,2008      PG-13
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Adam Sandler as  Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui as  Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro as  Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson as  Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan as  Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider as  Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon as  Kevin
Mariah Carey as  Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol as  Dorit
Adria Tennor as  Kids' Salon Owner

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Reviews

NekoHomey
2008/06/06

Purely Joyful Movie!

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Exoticalot
2008/06/07

People are voting emotionally.

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UnowPriceless
2008/06/08

hyped garbage

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Kirandeep Yoder
2008/06/09

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

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glen-wright
2008/06/10

If you like silly comedy then you will like this! People might not like this if they dislike ridiculous comedy. If you are one of those people then I feel bad for you, son (daughter).

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paulbrec-27240
2008/06/11

Unfunny and unintelligent. I thought my brain was going to jump out of my skull, slap me in the face, and run away.

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james tomlin
2008/06/12

This movie makes me laugh every single time I watch it. I am very much into the "Slapstick" type of comedy and this movie fits it like a glove. I Have always loved Adam Sandler movies because you always know you will be entertained. I can honestly say that there wasn't a point where I was watching this movie when I didn't laugh. If you love comedy WATCH THIS MOVIE you will not be disappointed. I really don't get why this movie has such a low rating. if you are looking for movies with deeper meanings and mind-blowing plots then by all means find a different movie.BUT....If you want to sit back, relax and laugh until you physically cant anymore then you've found your movie. Enjoy ;)

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Herbert Yazzie
2008/06/13

Well, well well. This movie is a real treat. Sure it is over the top, but it is so funny and entertaining you won't regret buying it and watching it over and over. Rob Schnieder is in it and is even funnier than his role in water boy and all other roles combined! John Tuturo is the arch rival of Sandler in the film, and is very funny. Of all the Sandler films, I rate this one as his best, with water boy a close second. I would even add a star if you are from NY or California where the stereotypes in the movie are very realistic. There are funny appearances from many Saturday Night Talents such as Chris Rock and Kevin N. and Mariah Carey is funny as well. Life is too short to sweat this purchase, buy it, enjoy it and get some well needed laughter in a world that takes itself much too seriously.

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