You May Not Kiss the Bride
April. 05,2011 PG-13Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
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The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
at first sigh, a crazy comedy. who use stories, motifs, clichés,actors in chaotic manner. who seems be result of improvisation because the script is reduced at a simple idea , present in many romantic films of the last decade. she and him. different at whole. together against danger, risks, adventures. at the second sigh - good occasion to new meet Kate Bates in a crazy role. this could be the basic virtue. except the landscapes. short, one of films who are the best option to waste the time. no story, no acting, no need of attention. only a salad/ maybe shawarma with a lot of ingredients . or only a summer delight for comfortable evening. few action scene, a surrogate of romanticism. and a crazy story. that is all.
I am glad to see they are still making decent movies in this genre (Romantic Comedy Blended with Action/Adventure). One Sunday I noticed this movie was airing on MoviePlex, and even though it was already a few minutes into the movie I gave it a watch. (I came in at the wedding.) I'd never heard of this movie or the two lead actors, and I expected it to be pretty bad. I was mistaken. The story was a bit silly, but nonetheless allowed for suspension of disbelief. Once the key event occurred and the action commenced, the pace was maintained pretty well with just enough laughs mixed in with the action to keep me on the couch and pleasantly entertained until it was over. It wouldn't (and didn't) win any Oscars, but it was far from a waste of two hours.ACTING I had never heard of their names, but I quickly recognized the lead actress and actor from their TV work. They both did well as movie leads. I was surprised to see the two of them backed up by bigger names like Tia Carrere and Rob Schneider, along with Mena Suvari and Vinnie Jones. Everyone performed their roles well. I like Rob Schneider, but I usually don't like his movies. That's because a little Rob Schneider goes a long way and you usually get way too much. We got just the right amount of Rob Schneider in this one.OTHER This was not a low-budget movie. It was filmed in a gorgeous Tahitian setting, and the cinematography, chase sequences, and helicopter effects were outstanding.FOR PARENTS There is nothing in this movie that should keep most parents from letting their kids see it. While there are SOME amorous antics, they are extremely tame. The language is G rated as well. The main protagonists have decent morals, and one of their allies' lesser morals are depicted as silly. Vet the show if you feel you are a little stricter than mainstream.
This movie had one of the most unrealistic plots I have ever seen... such as a very conveniently located canoe. That said, I watched the whole thing...So basically it is watchable: even cute at moments, incredibly dumb at othersA high point is the island... it is gorgeousIt actually made me consider a career in scriptwriting... I know I can write at this level for sure!Keep your expectations low, and you won't be disappointed Actually, if you watch it with your boyfriend, he will probably enjoy it if he likes action scenes and crude humor (just a few things, but for me they detracted from the already flimsy story in my opinion)
I think it's fair to say guys are into bad jokes, hot girls, gun shoots and actions, which is what this movie is about... A mixed of everything guys like into a romantic movie, resulting in a complete cracker of a comedy. Well I think it's hard to call this a rom com because it seems that the main focus of the movie is about the action and jokes instead of the romance between the main characters. The script is laughable (and weird in a funny way) and its very clear it's being written by and for men, which is probably why I find it very funny to watch. Conclusion: it makes a good passing time movie for a lazy Sunday afternoon, suitable for men who are being forced by their significant other to watch a rom com without suffering too much pain