Hollywood Sex Wars

October. 03,2011      NR
Rating:
3.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Max, Aaron and Glen have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy and Little Wendy pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.

Mario Diaz as  Johnny Eyelash
Jenae Altschwager as  Big Wendy
Eli Jane as  Little Wendy
Dominique Purdy as  Max
Jacqui Holland as  Courtney
Christine Nguyen as  Elle
Aneliese Roettger as  Lyric
Suzy Kaye as  Yvonne
Fabio as  Fabio
Robin Bain as  Julie Cantalopez

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Reviews

Evengyny
2011/10/03

Thanks for the memories!

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Exoticalot
2011/10/04

People are voting emotionally.

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SanEat
2011/10/05

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

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Mandeep Tyson
2011/10/06

The acting in this movie is really good.

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kosmasp
2011/10/07

Of course this is not a real war, but since the word is being used in the title, you might as well use it for some puns. The movie itself does have some fair points and there is something to say about the general theme it tries to portray. There is a lot that one could've done with that theme. I'm not even going to blame the actors (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend it was the way they were directed), but the screenwriter could've done a better job (unless they didn't want him too, of course).There is nudity and profanity, but you can check those boxes when you see the rating, so don't feel offended if you watch it and you think it's too racy (when it actually isn't that much, especially if you look at french cinema). Don't waste your time would be my advice, but with comedy it's tough to say, what makes people laugh ...

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TheNugget
2011/10/08

If there's anything on the shopping channels on TV watch it instead of wasting your time with this, meant to be a comedy???? I didn't laugh once just a little smile at the naked boobs other than that cant say anything good about this movie. Had the potential to be funny but just didn't cut it. Don't even think Bravo would have put it on their channel Full of fake boobed women acting like the sex an the city characters but much worse! Please please please don't bother!!! Like the 40 thousand so poor people who have on Extra Torrent!!!! Don't even know why I'm bothering to write a review on something so bad, if you want comedy watch The Inbetweeners Movie haven't laughed so much since the first hangover movie

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PatrickDice
2011/10/09

Writer/director Paul Sapiano does it again in his new film, Hollywood Sex Wars. A follow up to his cult hit, The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, Sapiano delivers a comedic punch that will appeal to Hollywood hipsters, small town suburbanites, and everyone in between!Based on actual experiences, we follow Johnny Eyelash, a suave, sophisticated player - maybe the coolest dude in Hollywood. He leads a group of hapless guys looking for action, through the minefield of love and the trenches of sex and straight into the wars that go on every night in Hollywood. Ya' know the war...guys lookin' to score and chicks lookin' for more! Hollywood Sex Wars! The guys' opposition is fierce, though! These sexy girls are no easy match for this rag tag group ofnew recruits. Big Wendy, Little Wendy, and the rest of the ladies' crew have gotten together to form their own sort of trade union, so that together they can use their sexuality to combat the guerrilla tactics that Johnny Eyelash and his protégés have unleashed against them.What ensues becomes a battle of keen wits, small bits and big t*ts.Do yourself a favor and watch it now. You'll be glad you did.And hey, there are tons of hot chicks in this movie! What more could you want?!?!?!

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pop-tart
2011/10/10

Hollywood Sex Wars is nothing like Boys and Girls Guide to Getting down. There is an evolution in the style of the writing; the story is a lot tighter, though the subject matter covered is very similar. Paul Sapiano offers the usual serving of sex, drugs and cynicism, but this time with a twist: the perfect LA happy ending (outdone only by Kim Kardashians multimillion dollar-making wedding and her soon to be even more lucrative divorce). Anyone familiar with Sapiano's work can see this writer/director likes to stick with talent that has proved itself, and you can tell that Dominique Purdy (who also starred in Boys and Girls Guide) is a young actor that is going to go places.It was hilarious to see gay icon Mario Diaz playing no-nonsense womanizer Johnny Eyelash, I think that's a little detail that a lot of people who are not familiar with some of the players in this film will miss that adds a whole dimension of funny to the movie. Christine Nguyen is brilliant as a chattering bratty club girl, and it's a shame her part wasn't bigger. Eli Jane's comedic timing cannot be overstated, either -- the scene where she demands that her boyfriend buy her a house that results in a fight where she threatens to call the police and accuse him of abusing her would be as horrifying as it sounds were it not for her ability to convey the absurdity of her position through her facial expressions and actions.

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