What Do You Say to a Naked Lady

February. 18,1970      R
Rating:
5.8
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Candid Camera's Allen Funt secretely tapes people's reactions to unexpected encounters with nudity in unusual situations, such as when a naked young woman casually exits an elevator in an office building, or when the nude male art model breaks the wall between artist and model and has off-the-cuff conversations with the clothed women artists. Funt also secretly tapes the test audience watching the preview film and their responses to it, from outright indignation to warm hearted-praise.

Allen Funt as  Self - Host
Richard Roundtree as  Interracial Couple
Susanna Clemm as  Nude Girl in the Keyhole

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Reviews

Console
1970/02/18

best movie i've ever seen.

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MoPoshy
1970/02/19

Absolutely brilliant

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Curapedi
1970/02/20

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

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Twilightfa
1970/02/21

Watch something else. There are very few redeeming qualities to this film.

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thelazyw
1970/02/22

Wow. Every skit is funny and barely clipped at all, plenty of satisfaction to the end of each joke. Classic Funt humor and examinations of human nature that are perfectly relevant forty years later! No commercials either. And the original music sound track is HILARIOUS! Fast paced but not chopped up or montaged to death. Which ones are unforgettable? The follower experiment, the keyhole window pane experiment, the public stranger kiss experiment, and the nude male model experiment. Oh, and the sci-fi aeroesol can/orgasm experiment. Find this classic film and watch it with friends. Not friends with delicate sensibilities, unless of course you have a hidden camera.

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staytherelass
1970/02/23

God bless Allen Funt.I grew up loving Mr Funt's gentle humor on CANDID CAMERA,a sharp contrast to the mean-spirited "humor" of today's reality shows.The movie is a documentary in the CC style where Funt explores how people feel about sexuality.From the opening images of a nude young lady confronting men in public places,where tittilation seems so naughty,the film instead shows us incredible imagery of folks confronting their prejudices and self-images.A crowning achievement.

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TxMike
1970/02/24

My new wife and I saw "What Do You Say To A Naked Lady" in the theater back around 1970 when it was released. Thirty or so years later, I bought the VHS release of this film. Although I certainly don't claim to recall everything I saw in this film in 1970, I do recall some scenes that are omitted on the VHS release. Also, the VHS release seems to have more talking and other less interesting content, such as original reactions of the test screening audience.In particular, I recall several iterations of the man knocking on the door, which falls in, to reveal a naked lady on the phone, who then asks him to put the door back. In the VHS release there is only one brief episode. Also, the scene where the man is sent to wait in a room, and all other occupants are naked ladies. That is completely omitted in the VHS release. My complaint is that these scenes, which depict how different people react, contain much of the value of the lesson this film teaches.I rate the VHS release only about 6 or 7 of 10 because of these omissions. Still, it represents a great lesson in how people react to these unusual situations, and worth seeing.

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David Edward Martin
1970/02/25

This is one of those films where you come expecting titillation and end up getting educated. As mentioned in the other post, people are set up in situations where they unexpectedly encounter nudity-- elevators, classrooms, roadside, etcetera. Then Funt discovers an interesting thing, that when people ARE expecting nudity, in an art class or museum gallery, when the rules change people get flustered. In the art class, for example, the women who were calmly drawing the male nude seem unable to have a conversation with him when he talks to them.There is an unexpected section of the film, one that Funt admits in the film even surprised him. It is a frank discussion with a call girl, Funt and the woman sitting by a hotel pool talking about prostitution. Funt was posing as a client; the woman is surprising and refreshing in her candor.People may wonder why the film was rated X. At the time the Film Ratings board had a firm rule that if penises were shown, the film was given a X rating.

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