i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.

Brilliant and touching

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

The movie is surprisingly subdued in its pacing, its characterizations, and its go-for-broke sensibilities.

Wolfenden19 needs his/her head examined just in case he/she has had a humour bypass. "No redeeming features whatsoever"?!!! "Jokes not in the least bit funny"!!? Zeus taking a crap in the woods was hilarious and,"You can only come in if you've stopped being a Zombie".... There were loads of hilarious one liners and visual gags. It WAS made on a shoestring, most of the actors were amateurs and in my opinion it's one of the funniest, tongue-in-cheek zombie films I've ever seen. Blood oozed out of places that blood never usually oozes out of. 'Mother' was brilliant, as were 'Pervo' and the gorgeous zombie women. Humour, boobs, gore . . what more could you wish for!

"Zombie Women of Satan" is a funny movie, though it is no "Shaun of the Dead".Now, "Zombie Women of Satan" might not be suitable for everyone, because there is a lot of nudity in the movie, there is a lot of foul, harsh language being used, and there is a scene of necrophilia! That being said, viewer discretion is advised here!The story in the movie is fairly simple, a group of carnival burlesque performers travel to a remote cabin for an interview for an Internet site. However, unknown to them there is a cult of sort going on here, and a scientist is conducting experimental research on the women. This results in a chemical accident that cause an outbreak of women becoming zombies."Zombie Women of Satan" have a good array of odd characters, and they are each so unique and outrageous that they just work out well. There is something bizarre to see a perverted clown running around killing zombies. And the dialogue between the odd characters was funny as well, despite the amount of obscenities and foul language being used.Personally, I found the excessive showcase of nudity to be a bit too much. It was too tacky, and the movie would have been much better without every single scene having breasts in them.Having seen this movie now, I can cross it off the zombie movie list. Despite it having hilarious characters and off-beat dialogue, the movie was just too much weighed down by the nudity everywhere, and for that I will not be making a second return to watch this movie again; so it will be put on the DVD shelf to collect dust.If you like this genre of zombie movies, you are perhaps better off watching "Doghouse".

This is quite possibly the worse film I have ever had the misfortune to see - and I've seen Hope Floats with Sandra Bullock.The acting is truly terrible, the script is weak, the direction amateurish and the "comedy" just plain bad. In all respects, it is a typical weak "British Zombie Comedy Horror" that has no saving grace. To make matters worse, it is chock full of pointless nudity, which was probably only inserted because it was the only way they could get that much needed 18 certificate. Whoever financed this movie should not only ask for their money back but also fine all those involved. They say a little talent can go a long way but the makers of this film have tried to stretch no talent even further.Avoid at all costs.

Zombie Women of Satan is set in England where the members of an extreme stage act are about to be interviewed by Tycho Zander (Christian Steel) on his internet channel, arriving at his large farm estate studio the interview starts. Meanwhile in another building on the estate Tycho's mad scientist father Henry (Bill Fellows) has been conducting bizarre experiments with various young girls & turning them into flesh eating zombies, after a bowl of punch is contaminated with infected blood all the remaining girls turn into zombies free to roam the estate looking for food. Lead singer Skye Brannigan (Victoria Hopkins) sees her long lost sister Rachel (Victoria Broom) & decides to rescue her, the rest of the raunchy act tag along & help her. With zombies mad scientists wanting to keep a lid on things everyone is out to kill our heroes but unfazed they carry on...This English production was written, produced & directed by Steve O'Brien & Warren Speed who also stars in it as Pervo the Clown & to be fair to it I thought it was alright for what it was, certainly no masterpiece as cheap exploitative fun Zombie Women of Satan isn't half bad. OK so from a script point of view the film makes no real sense, nothing is explained or comes together particularly well & while not all the jokes & one-liners are funny there's enough enthusiasm here in the writing & delivery to raise the odd smile. A lot of the humour is very lowbrow, a scene of Zeus the dwarf taking a dump complete with fart sounds & funny face pulling may not sound that funny but if you lower your expectations & go with the raunchy & juvenile playground humour then you may like this. There's loads of swearing, sometimes too much but it's the banter & one-liners between the main character's that really shines here with plenty of verbal sparring, insults & amusing quick fire responses. At just over 80 minutes long at least it's short, it moves along at a decent pace & there's a fair amount of blood & nudity too, I guess Zombie Women of Satan is never going to win any awards or be at the top of anyone's best films list it does deliver what it promises & it's surprisingly amusing with it, certainly not the greatest film ever made but an entertaining one if you set your expectations low enough & are in the right sort of mood for some trashy exploitation. It turned out to be much, much better & much, much more likable than I had thought it would be.Obviously shot on a low budget you can tell a lot of effort & enthusiasm went into this, from the visual style of the individual character's to the reasonable gore effects which aren't that bad. A head is cut in half with a chainsaw, a head is cut off with said chainsaw, a face is bashed in, there's some bullet wounds, some flesh biting, naked blood covered zombie women & more. Each of the character's are quite likable with distinct personalities & strange outfits from Pervo the Clown in clown make-up to country music reject Johnny Dee Hellfire.The IMDb says Zombie Women of Satan had a budget of about £40,000 which really is next to nothing, filmed in the North of England this is quite well made considering & looks quite good. The acting is pretty good & it's the fun performances & delivery that make Zombie Women of Satan as much fun as it is, the only weak link is probably Victoria Hopkins as Skye who is strangely much more restrained than everyone else.Zombie Women of Satan isn't a great film, despite it's lurid title this is a fairly amusing horror comedy exploitation flick that is probably much better than it has any right to be. I was amused & entertained while watching it so I guess it must have done something right, right?