Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

All that we are seeing on the screen is happening with real people, real action sequences in the background, forcing the eye to watch as if we were there.

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Bikini Bloodbath – what does one expect from a movie titled like that? (watchit – could contain spoilers … yeah, right).Boobs? Check! Inept "storytelling"? Yep.Total lack of character development, acting skills or anything that usually has a part in a movie? With a vengeance.This "movie" is a lunatic roller-coaster, featuring some hot chicks who have no talent to act whatsoever, a random lunatic killer and some liters of ketchup. Yep, it is just the movie you and your friends could make on a sunny afternoon. It is the kind of flick you either hate (because you like real movies) or you love (because you like silly bullshit pretending to be a movie). All in all, it would strike me as odd if the wrong person would ever lay hands on this one.Whatever – parts of this creation are indeed funny (albeit not all of them intentional). It is pure non-brainer fun, a lot of screaming and lots of raunchy nonsense. Best things for me: 1. The totally gay football team (these guys really had a good time playing the scenes it seems).2. The "you don't even were invited" running gag (and yes, the ugly ducking get a very untypical finish).3. The fact that one of the chicks quits the final showdown to sit around in "Das Taco"(featuring a Hitler mock-up ad).If you like cheese, you won't get any more ripe that this one.I'll give it 5/10 – 0 for those who seek a real movie, and 10 for those who just happen to love flicks like this one.

If you watch this movie expecting something like a Spike Lee or Michael Bay film, then you will definitely be disappointed. Bikini Bloodbath is an all out array of jokes, blood, boobs, and slapstick. These guys are either genius or clinically insane, but in any case they know how to make a movie that you can sit back and laugh with. Many of the gags in the film will fly right over your head, but that is what adds to the humor of the whole thing. The dialogue is written so that every line leads to a joke... or a death. Even the fictional band "White Liger", which plays many of the songs in the film, is ridiculously funny. A side-splitting comedy with some of the most beautiful ladies can't be bad. For what the directors were going for, they hit it perfectly as this is by far one of my favorite independent horror films to date.

Like it or not, there's no doubt that the 1982 slasher movie THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE went on to influence many films over the years. It was followed by at least two official sequels, a sort-of third sequel called CHEELEADER MASSACRE (2003), a truly terrible direct-to-video, shot-on-video rip-off called THE LAST SLUMBER PARTY (1987) and probably also led to the somewhat similar SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE series, as well as the spin-offs that series created, such as 1990's HARD TO DIE. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's easy to see why this concept caught on. When you get together a group of high school/college aged girls, put them in a house and throw in a killer, audiences are almost guaranteed plenty of the two most important ingredients in exploitation-horror; boobs and blood. The movies themselves can be produced rather cheaply and because of their popularity on DVD and late night cable, they probably always turn a profit. And that leads us to the newest installment in the half-naked-babes-in-a-house-with-a-killer subgenre, BIKINI BLOODBATH; a goofy parody of the 'slumber/sorority' films, complete with direct references to those earlier films. Was it needed? Not really. Many of the earlier films were already pretty self-aware of what they were, took a lighthearted approach and were already too busy poking fun at themselves to really require someone else to step in later and do it again. That's not to say this one is completely without merit. It's pretty amusing at times.Cheaply shot on video in Connecticut, this one begins with girls in gym class followed by girls in the shower. Adding a welcome bit of early relief is an appearance from the always-welcome Debbie Rochon, who milks every last laugh out of her lip-licking lesbian gym coach character. The ladies discuss their upcoming sleepover party and give the cold shoulder to a nerdy girl named "Smelly Suzy." One of the girls is attacked in a graveyard while walking home, a bum is killed and someone breaks into Rochon's home and offs her too. Six of the girls make it to the party. They talk. The blow up balloons. They make strawberry daiquiris. They dance. They play twister. They hop in the hot tub and drink and talk some more. Two guys show up. And then the psycho (a bald, goateed guy dressed in a chef's outfit) pops in to kill them all off. Some of the gags/lines work and some don't. The film unfortunately cuts away from the main action to a gathering of touchy-feely football jocks who keep grabbing each other's butts and dancing in long montages (insert FLASHDANCE and FOOTLOOSE in jokes). There's a lot up in the air sexuality in this film. Not only Rochon's character, but most of the guys seem to be into other guys, the male coach (played by PSYCHOS IN LOVE star Carmine Capobianco) is into guys, two girls make out in the hot tub, etc. That aspect was kind of interesting, at least.There's not much gore here and what there is is of the ketchup bottle variety. So be warned, the horror scenes themselves are pretty skimpy. Just about every girl has a topless scene and spends the majority of the movie in a bikini so that aspect is fulfilled for the target audience. The picture quality and sound are acceptable for the budget. Unfortunately, like many films in this budget range, this suffers a LOT from time padding. It seems a lot of independent horror directors these days rely far too heavily on dull, needless filler to bump their film to just an hour in length. I've seen movies with thirty second shots of trees and movies with three minutes shots of someone walking in a field. This one has multiple needless scenes like this. They are usually quickly edited, though, and some of them are at least set to different rock songs. Some of those songs aren't even bad. One very important thing this movie does have is enthusiasm. The cast look like they're having a pretty good time, so if you can turn your brain off for an hour or so, you might too.

OK so two minutes into that movie, you will like it.you see female breast - a gym teacher that is sexually heisting his student girls funny scenes - don't expect too much low budget horror comedy with beautiful girls soundtrack is some metal that make the movie good to watch some moments are actually scary or and funny rent this when you get a chance to - watch it at your slumber party - really ENJOYABLEfunnyreally funny