All Babes Want To Kill Me

February. 16,2005      PG-13
Rating:
3.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

John F. Schaffer as  Ling Cho
Michael Yama as  Mr. Cho
Silvia Spross as  Third Marina
Katy Magnuson as  Fourth Marina
Grace Renn as  Nurse Margaret

Reviews

Steineded
2005/02/16

How sad is this?

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ShangLuda
2005/02/17

Admirable film.

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Siflutter
2005/02/18

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

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Ginger
2005/02/19

Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.

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Spluffy Splaff
2005/02/20

This movie is by far the worst one I have ever seen.I don't know why i didn't just give up but I wanted to go through with it for some reason. I think that maybe it was to bear witness about its awfulness. It was stupid, ugly and full of race-based prejudice, homophobia and degrading against women. Maybe this would have been more acceptable if it was funny at least in a cult way but not. It didn't make me laugh even one time. Not once! Not even a smile. After quite a while of trying it was to painful to watch so we started fast forward the movie. Still not worth itö. The only reason i can see to watch it is to be able to rate it on this site. Avoid!

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jans-20
2005/02/21

Surprisingly it turned out to be not half bad.Perhaps it caught me in a particularly good mood, because this story of a kung fu loser searching for the girl who kicked his ass when he was 10 was relatively enjoyable entertainment.The main character basically gets picked on his whole life, but doesn't end up bitter which I liked a;lot.This movie is genuinely funny at a lot of parts like when the lady gives him a royal beat down in her backyard, when the dentist goes off on him and when he and his brothers get in a fist fight with attorneys. Made me laugh - 7/10.

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trezzer
2005/02/22

***THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS***clearly someone is abusing IMDb... I guess someone really wants to cover up how bad this movie is. Just look at the ratings and judge for your self. Original post follows: So sad it's not even amusing.If only this movie had the qualities of the typical low budget b-movie, one could have had some enjoyment from the poor effects, bad acting or other such mainstays of cult b-movies.This movie left me entirely indifferent the whole way through. Nothing is genuinely funny or bad enough to be mildly amusing. I've watched some really horrid movies - including Uwe Boll productions - but I've never felt as entirely indifferent to all parts of a movie as this.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a masterpiece next to this atrocity.

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mce
2005/02/23

Don't bother wasting time with this one - it's really bad. Bad acting - the middle brother (Ling) is really bad, the older brother (Shang) is playing the bad guy, not doing a very fine performance, it's like taking out of an old western, he only need the long black jacket. Bad fights - it's so easy to see that they don't actually hit each other, the fight with the "Indians" are the worst - speaking of the Indians - why are they even in the movie?, bad script - misplaced Indians, stupid characters. And the child to whom the story is told - why was he multihandicapped? - Not very common with healthy parents. Was it to show that everyone can be somebody? Hmm - only positive thing is it's only 80 min.

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