Decisionmaster 3000

September. 28,2023      
Rating:
5.5
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Spyware Incorporated hold no responsibility for damage caused to the body or mind of the spy using the device as a result of bad decisions made on behalf of the device. While highly advanced in decision-making capabilities, the gadget has the potential of an “off day” in which it does not operate at it’s a-game. Spyware Incorporated has found that the best way to resolve this issue is to allow the decisionmaster 3000 to have a spa day and eat a meatball marinara subway sandwich made by one of their most highly esteemed sandwich artists. Spyware incorporated also recognises that in the heated moments we suggest the device is used in, this course of action may not be possible, so we recommend always carrying a subway sandwich with you just in case. Failure to comply to our recommendations is likely to lead to mission failure or death, for which Spyware Incorporated may not be held responsible.

Cosmo Bawler as  Host

Reviews

Beystiman
2023/09/28

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

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Ketrivie
2023/09/29

It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.

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Brendon Jones
2023/09/30

It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

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Tyreece Hulme
2023/10/01

One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

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